The $431 Wool Coat I've Worn 700 Times
I bought a charcoal wool overcoat from COS in the autumn of 2022 for $329. I have worn it, on my best estimate, 700 times. Including $102 in alterations, the total spend is $431. By any cost-per-wear calculation I have ever done, this is the cheapest piece of clothing I own.

After 6 Smart Bulbs and 2 Hubs: What I Keep
Six smart bulbs and two hubs across six years of trying to make my apartment more livable. The hub I now keep is the $20 one. The bulb I now keep is the $15 one. The total spend on the system in my living room and bedroom is $40.
ChatGPT Replaced My Browser
I have, in twenty years of using the internet, opened approximately 200,000 browser tabs. The peak year was 2014, when I had 412 tabs open across three windows. The current year is 2026, when I open an average of 11 tabs per day. The replacement is, by my standard, the ChatGPT conversation I leave running all afternoon.